Illustrating Absurdity

24 08 2010
Illustrating Absurdity

Chicken crossing by Peter Griffin

From The Smoking Gun.  The Justice Department is looking for a number of Ebonics linguistics experts:

“In contract documents, which are excerpted here, Ebonics is listed among 114 languages for which prospective contractors must be able to provide linguists. The 114 languages are divided between “common languages” and “exotic languages.” Ebonics is listed as a “common language” spoken solely in the United States.”

Had I spent more time on the street, and less time in a book, I would be golden.  My college and graduate degrees are now being used as toilet paper.

On the other hand, this will do wonders to improve the Black unemployment numbers…



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